Wednesday, May 10

Apparently I'm slowly becoming an insomniac. After getting no more than 4 hours of sleep yesterday, I went to bed and expected to sleep for about 12 hours. No such luck, I woke up at 8 and couldn't fall back asleep. I have to go to the library today and study for my Psychology of Human Sexuality final today. It's cumulative over all of our notes and I've got like.... 25 pages of notes to study. I think I'll go through over a hundred notecards for this thing. I also have to start studying for my Macroeconomics test, which is also cumulative over every single fucking thing we've learned in class. Gah.

In a Q&A with the Coming Soon website, Lindsay Lohan gave an interview that was so shallow that translations were needed in order to make sense of it all.

LOHAN, regarding why she chose to join the cast of Prarie Home Companion: “Would you turn down a movie that Robert Altman was directing and Meryl Streep was playing your mother in? I wouldn’t recommend it if you wouldn’t say yes.”
TRANSLATION: "I know, right?! Who are these people? I've never seen Robert whats-his-name at Nobu or Meryl Streep at The Ivy, but I guess these old people are 'hip' to other old people. Just the other day, I was smoking a cigarette that I had this guy buy for me at the Diamond Shamrock, and I was pulling on a snag in my black leggings, and it hit me! Leggings for old people!... Meryl didn't go for it." (Pouts)

LOHAN, regarding her newfound love of “indie” roles: “In “Georgia Rule”, my character, she plays this girl she was molested by her stepfather. And Garry Marshall is doing it and it’s a dark comedy, but I feel like people will always be judgmental.”
TRANSLATION: "Now that no one takes me seriously because of my terrible attitude, excessive partying and tendency to steal fives out of people's wallets, I've moved on to different roles where I can wear like, wigs and fake teeth and stuff so that no one will recognize me. Plus, getting molested is soooo emo. That's so cool right now."

LOHAN, regarding the nature of her relationship with co-star Meryl Streep: “More of a friends relationship rather than… her daughters are there all the time and one is my age, one is older and one’s younger. They’re really sweet. Everyone, the whole cast went to dinner every single night. We had nothing else really to do.”
TRANSLATION: "We were in such a podunk town that I had to hang out with people who weren't famous. It was awful. One time though, I got a rib stuck to my finger! Haha! It was the first time I had something stick to my ribs in a long time." (Coughs)

LOHAN, regarding her forthcoming film Bobby: “The movie’s beautiful. I mean, it’s beautiful.”
TRANSLATION: "I'm beautiful. I mean, I'm beautiful"

LOHAN, regarding her Bobby co-stars she doesn’t actually have scenes with: “I know that Demi Moore, Anthony Hopkins and I are going to go and promote it so that’s an honor.”
TRANSLATION: "I'm going to be so high and let them do all the talking. That way I'll look more serious... oh my god! Did you see that girl's shirt! Sooo ugly."

LOHAN, regarding Chapter 27, her forthcoming film about John Lennon’s assassin: “It’s a very touchy subject and no one wanted me to do the movie that works with me. Just because John Lennon is a legend, was, God rest his soul.”
TRANSLATION: “I mean, he's fucking dead. It's not like it was like, the lead singer for Fall Out Boy who died or anything. Because that would be soooo sad."

LOHAN, regarding her meeting with Yoko Ono: “We’re both wearing all black because I was like I need to wear something that Yoko would [sanction]. And we went and had sushi and she was so sweet and just amazing in the things that she had to say.”
TRANSLATION: “Yoko Ono obviously cared about what I was going to wear, I mean, that was probably all she had to worry about. I met her son, Sean Lennon once, and I was like, 'dude... why aren't you wearing black?! I don't think you can sit with us.' and he got all pissed and knocked one of my salmon rolls onto the floor and it was really, really sad. Oh! Did I mention that my dad has been to jail? Don't you feel bad for me?"
Idea via bestweekever.

Ok, well I should probably go study. Ew.