I just remembered that Blogger has a video upload function. This is cool. Here is a video of some of us on our way downtown Denver -- watch it 'till the end; Colin and Kyle are hilarious. Also, sorry if you hate me after watching it. Actually, sorry if you hate Michelle for screaming so much.
Just in case you didn't watch it, (which you most likely didn't) here's a picture of a monkey with some baby tigers.
Ok, honestly, is anyone in this bloody town on Twitter? It's another one of those narcissistic internet things that I seem to be into, and, erm, everyone else on the internet has one, so where the hell is yours? So who is willing to get a Twitter account so that I wouldn't have "0 Followers" on the side of my page anymore? And hey! We could have inside jokes with each other. ON THE INTERNET!!! I'll pass you a note or something in Trig if you want, too.
But really? Anyone?
http://twitter.com/WhitD
So -- I have some crazy friends. Some are more crazy than others, like my friend, er, well ... it's better if you don't know.
[redacted] : want to hear hilarous story?
so the three of us meet these two girls from out of town
we hang out for the whole night, having a good time
amazingly, they are willing to come back to my house with the three of us, despite them having to ride in a [redacted tiny vehicle] to get there
[redacted]: so we're leaving downtown and this homeless guy is like, 'you need some weed?'
and I'm like, yeah!
Me: oh jesus
[redacted]: yeah
so anyways, I follow this guy, he lead me behind a corner, tells me not to bring the four other people with us
Me: oh fucking a
[redacted]: I give him the money, he goes around the corner and then he comes back
and takes out of his mouth and gives to me, a crack rock
Me: NO
EW hobo spit!
[redacted]: and I'm like 'what the fuck am I going to do with this!?'
I wanted weed!
so he is like, “okay give me this back,” and puts it back in his mouth!
and then he returns with two dollars, and I'm telling him how that’s not going to cut it
Me: [REDACTED]!!!
[redacted]: :)
Me: this is what you get when you try to buy weed from a homeless man!
[redacted]: so he's like 'okay I can sell this' goes around the corner and comes back with like four dollars and I just called it a day
I was like, fine, whatevs, I made bad decisions
me: how much did you give him???
[redacted]: $30
got back $9
Me: Hah!
[redacted]: THEN...I get back to the girls and turns out that one of them freaked out about me buying weed and was like 'I just want to go back to the hotel'
so not only did we lose money, not get weed, we also got no pussy
Me: hahahaha
[redacted], you are a crazy motherfucker
[redacted]: yeah in retrospect it sounds like a bad idea
So there you go kids. Lesson: don't buy drugs from the homeless.
