Ok, GO!

Wow. Wowee wow wow.

In my minutes upon minutes... erm, hours upon hours... erm, forget it.

In the very limited time that I spend on the internet each day --I'm talking 30 seconds a day max-- I find a very small amount of things that I'm sure you and most of society would deem "important" or "noteworthy". This happens to be one of them. I heard President Bush watches it each day to gain insight into al-Quaeda or something like that, I wasn't paying attention. Could have been "Al Cake-a". So here you go, America: White guys performing a dance routine on treadmills. You heard me. Treadmills. It's so awesome that Mich and I were shrieking with delight. I hope that you, too, shriek. And not just because of that huge bug on your shirt. Oh, sorry, that must have been me screaming. You know, about the huge bugs everywhere. This crack is fantastic.



ANNND! If you can't get enough, here's a much older video by the same band, which actually helped them gain notoriety in the internet community.

Paranoiattack

Here's a video of The Faint performing "Paranoiattack" on Jimmy Kimmel live for no reason other than the fact that it's awesome.



Last night was one of the biggest shitshows I've had in a while. Let's just say that it involved me dancing in my front yard at 1 a.m. to Whitney Houston's "I Wanna Dance With Somebody". That should be enough information for you to go off of.