I've been trying to get everyone on board with the whole Twitter thing, with only one taker so far. This is the conversation I had while trying to get Mark to set one up.
Me: Did you set it up, or did you just drink your beer?
Mark: I drank my beer and looked at houses.
Me: God damnit, I can't get you to do anything. You can lead a Mark to Twitter, but you cant make him tweet.