I love how The Real World has begun to typecast their cast members. The flamboyant gay guy, and attractive muscled frat guy, the token back guy or girl, the hot girl, and the "one with all the problems." Apparently, not having eaten for two years will gain you a spot on the prestigious fishbowl that is MTV's most notorious reality show.
Paula from Key West, best known for her drunken outbursts ("KISS MY ASS") and toothpick arms has been arrested. Arrested for what, you ask? Biting her boyfriend. Yes, they busted her for biting someone. I think that when you're a pseudo-celebrity like the RW cast members always end up being, you should try to, erm, keep your teeth in your mouth, otherwise something small like this could end up on Yahoo News. That's just me though.
Tuesday, July 11, 2006
...Bites the Dust...
You Must Be This Tall... to DIE!
Last night we went to Potts to play beer pong, and Caroline and I forwent our usual stellar playing style in lieu of a shittier, less awesome one. In short... we sucked. Oh well, doesn't mean we still didn't get drunk and have a good time.
I have that fucking "Cool TAK" song stuck in my head. If you don't know who Tak is, go to YouTube and search him. I would post his awesome music video on here but the owner of it doesn't allow embedding and I don't feel like going back to look for the link. It's so much better to have stuck in your head than the "You Are a Pirate" song that I had up a few days ago. I had that song going around and around in my head for a good 4 hours on Sunday. Why? Because I watched it before I went to work. Cause it's that good. And I'm that fucking cool.
Ever wonder what the most common brand names dropped in rap songs are? Well get ready, because I'm going to tell you. Some people actually took the time to wade through the other lyrics to search for these things:
10. AK-47, 33 mentions
9. (tie) Cristal, 35 mentions
9. (tie) Louis Vuitton, 35 mentions
7. Chevrolet (really?), 40 mentions
6. Hennessy, 44 mentions
5. Rolls Royce, 46 mentions
4. Bentley, 51 mentions
3. Cadillac, 62 mentions
2. Nike, 63 mentions
1. Mercedes-Benz, 100 mentions
Interesting. Wonder how many times they dropped my name. Well, damnit, Whitney Houston's name, maybe. I'll never get out of that bitch's shadow! Actually, there's a Kanye song where he spells "W-h-i-t", which is exciting enough for me.
Think Snakes on a Plane is ridiculous? How about Sharks.... on a Rollercoaster?
Or....
The horror!!!!
