Awesome.

Some things are made to be great, like this Facebook Marketplace listing.

$0.05/hr - Jug Player, Wash Board Player, Kazoo Player, & Spoon Player
Listed by Larissa Smith on August 4th.
Jobs - Skilled Trade/Craft 0 views Report

We are looking to start a sweet ass band called Leaky Uterus. Need people who know how to play the Jugs, washboard, kazoo, and spoons. Pay is 5 cents an hour with a tootsie roll at the end of the night. ONLY serious offers wanted.Hours: Part-TimeThis job pays at an hourly rate

Listed at Colorado State.

This is Sand

I found out about this really cool website -- a great timewaster, if you've got it. It's called ThisIsSand -- remember those little colored sand creatures you used to make at fairs? Well, this is kind of like it. I made a picture, it's terrible, but you get the gist.

(Tips: double click if you want a constant flow of sand, or hold the mouse button down. Press the "C" key to change colors.)

Fail

Really, guy? Really?

We Got Screwed by Being Born in the 80's

When I was little, I had toys that I thought were great, like Lincoln Logs, Teddy Ruxpin, and this giant bouncy horse on springs that I always managed to pinch my hand in. Pretty cool, right? WRONG.

Kids these days can have a $300 fucking Triceratops wander around their playroom. Life is so not fair.



I'm starting a lemonade stand and saving up for this. Mark my words.