Good Bloggie -- Now With Drunk!

Sorry, my friends. I love the Good Bloggie. I love it so much that I will post anything my dear heart writes, including that rambling and incredily shitty post I wrote the other day. Desole, mes petits. Desole.
(And that's not de-sole, like you silly Americans probably pronounce it dans vos tetes, it's de-sol-ay, comme les francais. And there should be a cedille on that "c"in "francais" and an accent aigue on that "e" in "desole". And why are you paying attention still? Who the hell cares?!?!)

My point is that I have literally been drinking since 12:30 this afternoon because of the football game against UNLV, who we apparently trounced, but I am still unaware of the final score because I was too busy complaining that my alabaster skin was getting burned and that I wanted another hot dog. Oops.
Hmm. Anyhoo, we went to the game, went to the Pickle Barrel, which was closed because they ran out of bread, (damnit) went to Cheba Hut, ate Cheba, went to Gruber's, laughed at an overturned butter container and it's subsequent lazy effects on the people areound it, (don't ask) went to Sullivan's, drank 8 dollar double Red Bull vodka's, (damnit) got a ride downtown, waited in line for 10 mins for Lucky's, drank, drank, drank, drank, drank, sang, drank, drank, yelled, drank, and came home. I'm actually fairly surprised I can type this well considering the circumstances. I'm sure I'll read this tomorrow and utter, "WTF!?"
I literally speak in AIM language. It's sad.
Wait, what was I talking about?!
OH! I remember.
Good Bloggie will, as of 3 hits from now, be at 1400 views! WOW!! WOWEE WOW WOW!!!
I just wanted to say thank you, to my loyal readers, and the random people who search on Google for dirty things that I happen to mention out of context in this blog. Thank you very much. Boobies fire Lindsay Lohan boobies squirrel vagina booty. Think that'll raise my hits?!
Hrmph. I think it's time to watch Scrubs on the DVR and drink massive quantities of water out of my Nalgene.
Bonne nuit!