Dear America,
Why must you taunt me so? For years, I've kept my silence, but no more!
Nickelback is not, I repeat, NOT a good band. Give it up already.
For the love of god.
Respectfully yours,
Whit Dizzle
Yuck. I just had to get that out of my system. But seriously, who on earth still buys their CDs?
Oh Paris... dear, sweet, drunkenly-weaving-all-over-the-road Paris. When will you learn? CD release + DUI does not a good publicity stunt make.
Police pulled the hotel heiress over and tested her for intoxication after seeing her drive erratically, Los Angeles police officer Robert Andreno told Reuters.
So, dear readers, I must admit that I've been feeling less than blog-tastic lately. I was informed Tuesday by a certain someone who will remain unnamed that he is "so sick of reading about celebrities that he can't even read my blog anymore." What does that leave me with?!
Why, god, why?! Why must you forsake me!? Why must you threaten the life of my blog?!
Wait, what?
Oh.... It's glorious....
Incredible! Now I have something to write about for the next 18 years.
Oh, and erm, sorry I drew alien antennae on Suri Holmes-Cruise in Paint.
