Monkeys?

'Ello darlings,

Here's a three and a half minute video of British talking monkeys talking about retrieving lobsters out of a woman's asshole. I mean... where do people come up with this shit?!



Last night was, again, a shit show. We went over to Sam's friend's house and drank jungle juice and played flip cup. It is amazing how nice the weather is. Even without Ram Ride running, walking home isn't such a chore.


And now for some links, liberated from other sites. Eeeeeheheh.

So if I ever get a tattoo, I'm getting it of Clay Aiken. I swear to god, that guy is a major badass.
http://www.capohedz.com/typebrighter/2005/10/really-bad-tattoos.html
I'm totally kidding. I would only get that if someone paid me five million dollars. And by "Clay Aiken tattoo" they really meant "get nothing". That would be cool. Actually, he has like, legions of fans, which really baffles me. However, nothing compares to "Sorry 2004" by Ruben Studdard. Nothing.

It's amazing what dogs do just because they're dogs, and they... um, don't have anything better to do. Here's a video of a dalmation riding a bike. Bonus! It's all in Japanese!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6742988194956129075&q=dalmation

Oh my god, the picture in this link is so cute it's unbelievable. Baby chinchilla = cutest thing I've seen in the past 48-72 hours. Make sure you scroll down and look at the picture someone made. "ARGH! Son of God rodent! Son of God rodent! " Best part of the whole link.
http://www.empireonline.com/forum/tm.asp?m=527759

Alright, I'm off to do some nothing. Peace out.