Mission: Insane.

My life has gotten so boring lately that all I have to post are pictures of Tom Cruise chugging olive oil. He could be chugging purified placenta and I don't think anyone would think any different. That man is crazy.

Don't get the placenta reference? Here you go, you unwitting goon:

http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2006/04/tom-cruises-secret-ingredient-is.html

Looks like Letterman likes the taste too.




Ashlee Simpson has reportedly gotten a nose job. I can't really tell from the pictures I've seen, but I never thought I'd see the day when Jessica Simpson looked like a hobbit and Ashlee didn't.


Well. I said that I would post more pics from the toga party, and here you go: me with a guy who had "boner" tatooed on his arm.
















I was going to post a video of Mich doing "the train" but YouTube is down, so I'll put it on later.

I suppose after my hellish Thursday, it will be time to get drunk.

Song of the Day: "Step into my Office, Baby" by Belle and Sebastien