That's *NOT* hot...

"In between brushing off questions that require answers which make sense, putting bikinis on her dogs, and talking about why she loves European men ("because they're European"), Paris Hilton just dropped her next huge announcement on Ellen.
She is no longer saying "that's hot." She, like everyone else, is so over it. So she racked her brain for weeks and weeks to come up with a replacement one-liner that will do the job of branding her without forcing her to pronounce anything too difficult. Ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, Paris Hilton's new phrase is:
"That's Sexy."
Immediately erase the passé word "hot" from your vernacular and start stepping it up with the sexy new phrase or you will never be allowed to enter Buddah Bar again." Source: Jossip.

As much as I love to hate Paris Hilton, I just can't. Especially after watching episode after episode of the Simple Life on E!. It's so awesome seeing her clod around with her size 11 feet, and realizing shes just as awkward as anyone else. She's just bloody rich. Also, I think Nicole Ritchie is a badass. By watching that show, I have learned the most invaluable way to get what you want: call everyone "sexy" or "gorgeous". It really does work. I'll be at the bars and will call the bartender "gorgeous" and lo and behold: more to drinky.

Not much else to say, today is a pretty slow day for me. I'm just going to study a bit later and try not to get myself too wound up over finals next week.