TMNT?!?!?!?!

Holy crap. Holy crap, holy crap, holy crap.

Waiting for me in my Facebook inbox was this little gem from my friend Mark:



As I was watching it I shrieked with glee so loud my cat ran out of the room. Teenage Mutant Ninja Fucking Turtles. Can you think of anything so representative of our lives as kids? They better not mess this one up by trying to make it too awesome. I mean, they're turtles who eat pizza and live in the sewer with a giant rat. The awesome is almost overpowering.
Thanks Mark!

So I don't know who out of you watched last season's Laguna Beach (that was a joke, because even my mom knew about that damned show) but there is a really interesting Wikipedia article on the real lives of some of the characters. Cedric, apparently, is gay, something that could have made the show actually interesting and real, but was evidently totally glossed over. I talk shit, but really I could tell you exactly what each episode entailed and who said what about who. Also, Jason seemed to have problems with substances:
"He had been caught driving under the influence of alcohol twice before the age of 18. He also had to briefly leave high school at one point to attend rehab for cocaine use. Some critics believed that his erratic behaviour on the show was due to his use of illicit substances, although this has never been confirmed. Jason failed his last semester of high school and decided not to make up the courses and graduate."
Even I graduated high school and made it into college, which, if you knew me in high school, was no small feat. I don't know, I guess every group of friends has their secrets. I just think it's funny that MTV missed the opportunity to air everyone's dirty laundry to order to get better ratings which is amazing in itself. I guess it doesn't matter what's on MTV, people will still watch it. Case in point: Yo Momma. Seriously.

In the same vein, here's a picture of the filming of this season's Laguna Beach. Looks like a huge production for the final product of obviously manufactured drama.
Oh, hey, anyone want to watch The Hills with me on DVR? I can't believe what Jason is doing to LC... Oh. God damnit.



AAA! I'm so sick of the photo uploader not working. I guess I just post at the same time as everyone else. I put it in my Webshots but that is also not cooperating... You'll have to click on the picture to see it.

Ok kiddies, I'm going to go get together with a few comrades and drink a beer or two.
Ok, you know me better than that... I'm going to get hammered. Until next time.