Tuesday

Haven't you ever wanted to go to CatTown?
"HELLO EVERYBODY, LET'S ALL PARTY SAFELY AND HAVE LOTS OF FUN AND NOT EAT UNWRAPPED CANDY"
http://www.spatch.net/cattown/episode-halloween01.html
Seriously. Go there. Cats + MS Paint = sweetest Halloween party ever.

Alright, I used to think Zach Braff was a badass. I totally thought he was one of those nice guys with a good head on his shoulders... then I read this: (from Gawker.com)
"Our Stalkettes' very well-reasoned argument that Zach Braff is without worth really struck a chord with us. It also made us think about how incredibly sick we are of reading basically the same sighting of the Jerseyan ass-grabbing menace over and over again. "Saw Zach Braffthe other night outside of the Beatrice Inn talking toa pretty girl." "Saw Zach Braff at anotheroom in Tribeca...he was sitting with a young lady who was glowing just to be with him." "Zach Braff having dinner at Pastis. He arrived with a pretty girl and they joined a group of friends." And of course, "Zach Braff hanging out with an attractive petite blonde babe at the end of the bar at La Esquina." We get it. A babe is to this dude what a hockey stick is to Mike Meyers, and to be honest, these sightings make us pine for the latter. At least Mike is sort of funny. So keep your Zach Braff knowledge locked up inside next to your Ethan Hawke knowledge from now on! BANNED!"

Zach Braff actually got banned for life from the Gawker Stalker. Bwahaha.

Ryan Reynolds (drool) has gotten himself a writing gig for the Huffington Post. He's an incredibly competent writer. See for yourself.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ryan-reynolds/the-clown-god_b_51698.html

I have an uber hilarious post to do, but I've spent too much time on this one, so I'll do it tomorrow. It's so hard to blog when you have work to do. Or... it's so hard to work when you have blog to do.

Oh my god. I almost forgot. Bloc Party was last night. It was, hands down, the most incredible showI've ever been to. I have no hearing, but still.

Fucking incredible.