Amazing: Quote Edition

My friend Melissa has the quickest wit. She's so fast with her comebacks and quips, and sometimes she really pulls out some gems, like this one:



We were at the Rio this Friday and had just gotten our margaritas. I saw a friend from high school that I hadn't seen in a while, so we went over to talk to him. Melissa mentioned to one of his friends how glad she was to get a drink, and he asked her, "why, do you have social anxiety???" to which she responded, "no! I have sober anxiety!"

Pretty awesome.