"She's Got the Angles"

I'm devoting an entire post for this video because it's so, so, so good. I've had it on my MySpace for a while but it's just too awesome not to share.

MYSPACE: THE MOVIE

God bless the internet.

Pirates?

God, I can't believe it's Saturday and I didn't post at all yesterday; I was too busy with the napping and the presenting and the working and then the excessive drinking to be bothered to post. I wasn't in good form. Erm.... sorry.

So I saw Pirates of the Carribean on Thursday night (or Friday morning, whichever way you look at it) and I was decidedly torn when I left the theatre. It had action, yes, and it had drama, yes, but it was ...lacking... something, and I haven't decided what yet. All in all, though, it was entertaing, and I'm sure I'll see it again and most likely see the third. Who am I kidding? Of course I'll see the third. I'm too big of a dork not to.
I figure there's no use in writing up a huge review because a) I don't have the patience, and b) everyone and their mom is going to go see it anyways, so I suppose you can draw your own damned conclusions.

I haven't been getting very many hours at work lately, which would be alright if I smoked a lot of pot, but seeing as I don't, I'm trying to keep myself entertained. I don't have enough money to go anywhere or do anything because I'm not getting enough hours! Damnit. I've been drinking too much lately. It's burning through my savings but with no one home I always want to go somewhere else, and that always turns out to be a bar. Oh well. I could be doing crack. No one wants me doing crack, do they?!

And now for my favorite game: Make Fun of Lindsay Lohan!!!

This picture is pretty self explanitory. Outdoors. High kick. Put them together and you have number 7 on the list of "What Not to Do In Public" or, for that matter, "In a Bikini". And that's only number 7.

(I love how when I go through my folders to put pictures up I just have like 8 pictures of Lindsay Lohan looking stupid. What has my life been reduced to?!)

I'm going to leave you with this:

David: dude
David: on our night of drunken debauchery
David: we should do shots that are ON FIRE
David: that's how I roll
David: but seriously
David: lets do it
David: dont be a chiclet

And thus explains my life.