London what?!

I always try to be on top of things, especially music, and today is no exception. Here's Fergie's new video "London Bridge." I'm both disturbed and amazed at it; amazed that Fergie only looks like a man in some angles and disturbed that this is her single. I can wear high heels and yell angry anti-paparrazi lyrics into a microphone too. I just don't because, well, when seventeen record companies came banging down my door I said, "No! I'd rather be a college student who is just a blip on the map instead of a multi-million dollar recording star. And plus, I can't pee my pants in front of hundreds of people."




So there's that. I don't necessarily like it but I'm sure I'll download it and bounce around my room singing into a hairbrush to it at some point in the near future.

MOTHA FUCKIN SNAKES ON A PLANE! It just can't get here fast enough. I read an article that said that there will be no press screenings of the film.
"In a move that will be shocking to about 14 people (most of them under the age of nine), New Line announced last night that they will not be screening Snakes on a Plane for critics. Can you believe it? A totally buzz-driven film that is going to make money even if it sucks, not be pre-screened. Stunning news, huh? The best thing about the announcement is that the studio is spinning their decision as a sign of their love for fans, rather than their hatred of critics and everything they stand for. To wit: "Understanding that [fans] would be the driving force behind the film, we decided early on they should be the first to see it."Aw. Isn't that sweet? It's nothing to do with the fact that they're afraid critics won't like the movie, and might have the balls to harsh the whole country's SOAP buzz right before the movie comes out."
Source: Cinematical

I actually think it's fine... I know it's not going to be an amazing, pensive movie. It's going to be some motha fuckin' snakes on a motha fuckin' plane, and that's very, very, exciting to me.

To make up for the Fergie video and the Justin Timberlake one I posted the other day, here's Matt Pond PA performing "From Debris", yet another one of their songs which make me want to die with happiness for no good reason. If you really love me you'll watch it.




God damnit, I know I've already posted two videos on this post, but I was just surfing through YouTube (something that I can do for hours upon hours) and came upon the trailer for "Le Science des Reves" aka "The Science of Sleep." (This is mystifying to me because "les Reves" are actually dreams, so literally translated, it should be "The Science of Dreams.") This movie, when I first saw the trailer, piqued my interest because it was in French, and since I get to use my French so little, I wanted to see it. Well, this trailer that I just found seems to be in English and I can't tell if the film is actually in English and I saw the French trailer for it, or if the film is in French and the English version is just dubbed. You decide for yourself.

"The Science of Sleep"



"Le Science des Reves"



I honestly cannot tell. I think it's in English though, and dubbed in French. Oh well. I love how the English trailer is all lilting and happy and the French one is dark and mysterious.

I got paid yesterday so what am I going to do? Go shopping. YAY!
If you read all the way to here, I love you dearly.
Au revoir.