Spider Cat?

I haven't seen Spider Man 3 yet -- unusual for someone with such a love for pop culture such as myself, I know. However, gleaning my opinion for the not-so-stellar reviews, I decided to wait a little on dear ol' spidey. Plus, there's no way a three-hour, million dollar movie could make me as happy as this 30-second YouTube clip just did.

Actually, this ties in nicely: EmoGoogle. For all of you wanting to know how tight your jeans and how black your hair should be.

I typed in "I hate my parents" and returned 598,000 results. Ah, youth.

Seeee Reeson I Brease Izz Yeooowww

Alright. Now I kind of understand what you all are probably going through when I post things in French:

A finalist on the french version of "American Idol" (called Nouvelle Star) sang Britney Spears' "Baby One More Time". Not only is it a completly inane pop song, but he kind of doesn't know the words. The woman in the purple top hat seems to like it though.

Totally worth a watch: