Rentskies

So it's no secret that I'm a big time slacker and live with my parents after graduating college. But! I got a webcam in order to video chat over Gchat with my friend Mac, who lives in London, and I just had to use it for this purpose.

So my dad's study is right next to my bedroom, and we share a wall. He plays guitar almost every night, which I'm totally used to... but it still gets pretty ridiculous having someone playing guitar all the time coming through your cracked door. One time even, when I was massively hungover, I wake up from a nap to this "EEEeeeEEEEEEeeeEEEEuuuuuuuhhhhhhhEEEEEeeeeEEEeeeeuu" noise, and it turned out to my my dad's friend, who plays the BAGPIPES that was over. Bagpipes! Fuck! Anyways, I was trying to watch The Office tonight, and my dad was just going nuts on "House of the Rising Sun", so I made a video about it.

(You're gonna have to turn it up, this is the first video I've ever made, so I'm talking really quiet. And there's a weird squeaking noise, I'm not sure what to do about that.)



Jesus you guys, I feel like this:



And if you're even going to talk shit about my messy room, you can fuck off, because you obviously don't know me very well.

Puppy Cam

I don't know about you guys, but I never thought the puppies were going to grow up. Ever. Like, I was totally convinced that once these little guys grew up, they would just switch them out with new ones. Bad news: the puppies have grown up. They're 8 weeks old now! And that means that people are going to start coming and getting them! As soon as this weekend. It's kind of sad. Anyways, someone compiled a "tribute video" of the little guys, so you can relive the glory that was this meme for like 4 weeks.



(I just painted my fingernails this shade of like, dayglo yellow and I can't stop looking at my fingers when I type so this post took twice as long to type out. It's obscene.)

I'm A Zombie

I'm really tired today, kids. It's probably the snow (oh jeez, I just realized that very few of my readers live in the FTC now, that's depressing), of which we got 5 or 6 inches, that's making me so tired. Honestly, all I want to do is get stupid drunk in the middle of the day and the fact that I have no Baileys to sneak into my coffee saddens me.

Here's a comic about zombies.

But really, about a year ago, we had a snow day like this, and Melissa and I took off work at like 2 and went and played in the snow. It was amazing. We had margaritas in mugs:

(Mac, can you believe I still have that hat?!)
And then we played with innertubes/pickup trucks/dangerous ideas:

And then we took shots of Patron in the middle of the street because no one was around.

Holy crap, who wants to have a snow day with me?!!?! 6inches of snow and no one to spend it with!!! AAAAAAA!

I'm the worst employee ever.

Omgggggg you guys pugs.



Ps: does everyone remember when I would write well thought-out posts? Me neither.