I Can Has Cats?

Despite the fact that most of my knows readers are male, I have refused to sway to more masculine topics when posting. This is my blog, after all, and if I want to post pictures of Jake Gyllenhaal (swoon), I'm damn well going to. I actually don't know who most of my readers are, most of them having access to Good Bloggie through Facebook. (Gotta love the anonymity of the internets.) But yeah, this is my shoddy lead-in to this post.


Most of you will groan when viewing these pictures, because they're something only a crazy person like myself could love. However, there is an internet phenomena picking up after it, and I don't feel too lame posting these. If you're friends with me on Facebook, you should be familiar with them from one of my albums:

Lolcatz.

Yes, I said it. Lol- catz. It all started when my friend Ashton sent me a picture over direct connect on AIM (which I am, sadly never, ever on anymore) that was so awesome I put it up as my profile picture:



The phenomena was born (at least in my head). Here are a few more pics to get you started. After you giggle your way through them (even you boys), you can head over to the best lolcatz site ever:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/

So there you go. Please still hang out with me.

Wanna Throw Up A Little?

I know that when you're 16, you're obsessed with the way people percieve you. The way you walk, the way you talk, the way you dress, everything is constantly scrutinized by your peers. Especially if you drive a free 1992 Dodge Dynasty. Someone please feel sorry for me.

However, even if you are in the throes of teen angst, you should never, ever, under any circumstances be allowed to act like the kids on "My Super Sweet 16". I swear, if my kid acted like that, I'd leave them in Somalia. They'd still be the richest, but they'd still probably have to learn how to pluck a chicken or eat cow bones or something.

Wanna throw up a little? Then watch the trailer for this horrible straight-to-DVD release:

My Super Sweet 16 -- The Movie



THE HORROR! THE HORROR!

...Just knowing it's out there makes me fearful for future generations.