I never thought I'd say it, but here goes: Kevin Federline is a brave, brave man. Everyone talks about how he just uses Britney Spears for her money and how he is only using her to further his career, but damn -- I can't say I blame him. "Why," you ask?! Just watch this video and you'll understand. I've had more coherent musings in my sleep.
There are things in life that just make you want to run around and yell, "HELP ME JESUS! HELP ME TOM CRUISE!" This just happens to be one of them. I'm sure when Britney found out she was pregnant, she exclaimed, "What's happenin', y'all?! Did I eat one-a them seeds and I'm gonna grow a watermelon in my belly again? Kevin! Kevin! Look, baby, I done sat on a bag of Cheetos. I'm so silly! Oh, shit, Sean Preston's fallen into the pool again. Someone go get him; I gotta fix my ponytail."
Lord help us.
So I finally got pictures from the other night, part deux of Burt's birthday.
K, well... yeah. I'm going to go do nothing before I go to work. Money money money moneyyyy... MONEY!
