"Fuckin' Hook Up With Him But Put Xanadu Back On!"

"I'm aliiiiiive! I'm aliiiiiiiive!"

I'm not sure if you understand - upon returning home tonight (and after taking off my jeans in an apparent attempt to free myself from my TrueReligionBounds) I searched the "free movies" section of my Comcast Digital Cable (the capitalization is solely because they're watching. Listening. Recording. Judging. Raising my bill prices.) Anyhoozle, after not finding anything sweet on my DVR, and after perusing the movie selection, I chose (to my roomate's unwitting knwledge) XANADU.

I'm not sure if you're aware of Xanadu. If not, here's a little sample:

I'm sure everyone thinks its a bit bizarre, right? A completely roller-skate-themed movie. A musical at that. I'm not sure, but I have this totally strange affinity for it.

"You may not believe this, but I'm paintin' an album cover, and you're on it!"

Pimpin'.

Actually, awesome roller skate story -- I had these white roller skates with pink wheels and pink laces, that I used to use, because EVERY Saturday, my dad would make me take roller skating lessons.

"Hey, wait a minute! I don't know your name!"

..."Hira!!!"

And so, for a few years of my pre-pubescense, I spent every Saturday in skating lessons, because my dad wanted me to be the roller-disco king he was. Thus, I can kick your ass in skating, rollerblading, or ice-skating. The end.

Also, I wanted to make sure to include this link:

http://www.vidmax.com/index.php/videos/view/1706

I swear to god, this cat eats with a fork. Totally worth watching. If you're into cats.

Or else.

"You think you're pretty special!"

"Yeah I think I'm pretty special...

"Well.... you didn't discover ART!"