Thursday, May 25

AAAA! My nap today lasted less than 2 hours. Disaster. I realized just now that I sound like a grandma; telling anyone who will listen about my naps and how my toe hurts. My toe really does hurt though. I think I broke it, it's been like 3-4 weeks and I still can't bend it all the way. Bloody hell.

AAAAA! I did an image search in order to find a picture of a grandma to supplement what I wrote and in the results were quite a few pictures of old women in compromising positions and.... oh god, it's too horrible to go on. That effectively ruined the grandma reference for me. Shudder.
I randomly found an awesome blog...blogspot is such a great source for awesome.
http://jerslater.blogspot.com/
It's something about how to write screenplays, which isn't a topic that may necessarily interest you, but the dream sequences are hilarious... definitely worth a read.

Damnit, Carmen left me a hilarious IM about Bridget Jones having a laundry crisis, which is something that I have about 3 times daily... sorry Carmen, I copied it and closed the window, and then copied that other link and erased it. Shit.

Check this out:

Last night at Cannes, 20th Century FOX presented a stealth screening of the funniest, lewdest, coarsest and potentially most gigantic hit of the year.The title is “Borat,” and if this 88-minute comedy manages to get an R-rating, the world as we know it may never be the same.The e-mailed invite read:
Kazakhstan Ministry of Information
Present You Invite to special screening of:
BORATCULTURAL LEARNINGS OF AMERICA
FOR MAKE BENEFIT GLORIOUS NATIONOF KAZAKHSTAN
Borat, of course, is the invention of comedian Sascha Baron Cohen, aka hip-hop interviewer "Ali G."

Oh jesus jesus jesus. I'm so excited. Hopefully it won't become a "Napoleon Dynamite" kind of thing with Fox licensing shit like t-shirts and pencil erasers with "Shinqueed" and "Yechshimesh" on them. But still, hell yeah. The article says that when making the Ali- G show, they went to areas of the States where HBO viewership was the lowest in order to mess with people. I guess the South is not so big on the Home Box Office.
"Welcome to zee gayest state in America: Alabama!!!"
If you've never seen Da Ali-G show, and more importantly, Borat, then watch this. You won't regret it.





If you like really obscure bands with female lead singers, download some Fiery Furnaces. They're good, in an odd way. Very listenable, if you're getting sick of the whole male vocalist indie thing.

And now for my new favorite thing to do:

iMix!

1. "Walking with a Ghost" - Tegan and Sara
2. "State of the Union" - Rise Against
3. "Luchini (This is It)" - Camp Lo
4. "The Radio Airwaves Gave Me a Lobotomy" - One Man Army
5. "Hip Hop" - Royce Da 59

Well, I'm going out tonight, send me good luck thought waves.
Peace out!