...Bites the Dust...

I love how The Real World has begun to typecast their cast members. The flamboyant gay guy, and attractive muscled frat guy, the token back guy or girl, the hot girl, and the "one with all the problems." Apparently, not having eaten for two years will gain you a spot on the prestigious fishbowl that is MTV's most notorious reality show.

Paula from Key West, best known for her drunken outbursts ("KISS MY ASS") and toothpick arms has been arrested. Arrested for what, you ask? Biting her boyfriend. Yes, they busted her for biting someone. I think that when you're a pseudo-celebrity like the RW cast members always end up being, you should try to, erm, keep your teeth in your mouth, otherwise something small like this could end up on Yahoo News. That's just me though.