Go Shorty...

I'm going to make this a short post, because for the next week I'm going to be house-sitting for my mom and step-dad, and am probably going to be incredibly bored. My mom stocked the beer fridge and told me to go "moderately crazy." What on earth does that mean?! Maybe I shouldn't bring the keg shell over. Just kidding. I'll cancel the stripper and midget too.

So remember when Pete Coors was running for senate on an ultra-conservative platform? Remember when everyone supported him just because he was a local celebrity? Remember how he didn't like gay marriage, that whole deal? That was a deal breaker for me and my liberal views. I think everyone deserves the right to get married. Anyways, screw Pete Coors. Sorry, Republican friends.
The reason I bring him up is because he got in a little bit of trouble over the weekend. How much trouble? Well, DUI trouble:
Coors, 59, said he had consumed a beer about 30 minutes before leaving a wedding, the Rocky Mountain News reported Saturday. He faces a July 20 arraignment and has 30 days to appeal the revocation.
"I made a mistake. I should have planned ahead for a ride," Coors said in a statement. "For years, I've advocated the responsible use of our company's products."
Coors' spokeswoman, Kabira Hatland, said Coors was charged with driving while under the influence. Coors' lawyer, Steve Higgens, did not immediately return a call seeking comment.
Hatland said that Coors rolled through a stop sign a block from his home in Golden and that an officer stopped him in his driveway.
Hahahahahhaha. That's awesome. I remember when Mac told me about the time when he asked Pete Coors in a really crowded auditorium if Keystone Light was just the ass of Coors Light. It was funny. Trust me.

If it's even possible, I found a fairly well-written article on Paris Hilton that presents her as a normal person. I've always found it easier to make fun of her than like her, as opposed to, say, Nicole Ritchie, who would use all of her 98 pounds to efficiently kick my ass. Which is awesome. If you're into reading, more importantly, into reading about Paris, then here you go:
http://women.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,18030-2261083,00.html

I always like posting the URLs of fellow bloggers, and this blog, https://kittyxcomplains.blogspot.com/ is pretty awesome. I love, love, love reading about other people's lives, seeing as I'm usually too irresponsibly drunk to have one of my own.

Ok, I know I'm going to lose all of my pseudo-indie-punk rock credibility from here on out, but I just cannot get Justin Timberlake's new song out of my freaking head. So here it is. Sorry.



So David and I drove down to Boulder to see A Scanner Darkly. It was fucking nuts. They shot the movie and then animated over it, which really lent to its surreal, drug-laced feel. I just can't describe the movie without giving things away... apparently it's in limited release and that's why we had to go to Boulder to see it. If it ends up being released in Fort Collins then you should all definitely go see it.

Who wants to buy me a Marc Jacobs stam bag? Anyone? Anyone? Pleeeeease?!

Ok, enough whining. Gonna go eat.