Good Reader. Bad Blogger.

Good lord, sorry I haven't written in a while. My 4 devoted readers must be pissed.

In lieu of the New York Post I promised, I'm going to just do a regular one. I put off posting for so long because the prospect of sorting through literally 500+ pictures was slightly daunting, so I'll get to that later.

The other night was my birthday celebration... yes, the 4th one in 4 days. So what? I think being the last one of my friends to turn 21 means I can do that. It was a pretty rockin' good time. The whole night was a bit of a shitshow, but super fun nonetheless.

I started classes yesterday. I can't believe I'm back in school! After taking 9 credits this summer just to freaking catch up to all of the JUNIORS at Csu, I've realized how desperately behind I am. Not desperate enough to take more classes, just desperate enough to feel sorry for myself. My french class turned out to be a combination 400-500 level class, so that's incredibly daunting. I'm sure it'll be ok though.

Unfortunately, I haven't been able to see Snakes on a Plane. I know, I know, after the way I've been hyping it, it's incredible that I haven't seen it. I was simply too drunk to even think about seeing a movie this weekend. Actually, Sunday, my body just kind of shut down and was like, "Nah uh, Whit. No beer pong at Potts. No way." I'm still kind of recovering from our week long drinking binge on the east coast. F yeah. In other "movies I want to see" news, Little Miss Sunshine has finally been released in theatres here and I must go see it.

So Mel Gibson got probation instead of jailtime for his arrest. Yes, the man who publicly stated his intense hatred of Jews -- instead of getting time for doing something illegal-- gets to read books to children and pee in a cup every Wednesday. By the way, wasn't Jesus a Jew? Isn't that a wee bit hypocrytical?!

In lighter news, K-Fed performed his first single, Lose Control, on the Teen Choice Awards the other night after being introduced by Britney Spears. I'd post a video of it from YouTube, but I'm sure none of you would be bothered to watch it anyways, so here's a quick rundown: 14-year-olds who have been standing on their feet for five hours have bewildered and pained expressions on their faces as Britney Spears introduces K-Fed. Thoughts of "what happened to her?!" mixed in with "holy crap, look at those jugs!" run through their minds as a piano beat plays over the speakers. K-Fed has hired a man even more annoying than himself to yell at random intervals during the song to punctuate that Federline is both "hard" and a "badass". The attempt fails as Keanu Reeves starts yelling "FREEBIRD" while scratching his head. Just kidding. Anyways, the summation is that it was actually a very earnest and serious attempt that didn't get pulled off. I think he really tried on this one. Sad... at least he didn't perform Popo-Zao. Or would that have been better?!

Let's talk, Brooke Hogan. Let's fucking talk.
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20060821/brooke%20hogan%20teen%20choice/bhtc1.html
I swear to god, the next white girl I see wearing a grill, I will personally threaten to slap... in my head. I'm really not all that violent.
Blogger's stupid photo uploader isn't working, because all I seem to write about are things like K-Fed and Brooke Hogan, but damn Blogger. Gimme a break.

This is the video for a song that I'm absoloutely obsessed with. It really is worth a listen. It's a really calm, upbeat techno song by Deepest Blue.



Ok, well it's a wee bit late, and I have to get up early to read for my French class (surprise, surprise, the cycle of procrastination starts again) so I'm going to hit the hay. Nighty!