Weeeeeeeeeeeak!

Because the post below this one turned out to be kind of weak, I'm going to just stick some recent celebrity news in here and hope it will keep everyone satisfied for a while.

According to Starpulse News Blog, Lindsay Lohan has been reportedly been dropped by the British record label, Island Records, in response to her lackluster promotion for her album, Speak.
A no-show to a London promotional campaign, Lohan's seeming disinterest in promoting the single infuriated the record label execs and has resulted in a shelving of the album completely. The Sun's inside source at the label reports:
"A single was a huge flop over here because Lindsay couldn't be bothered to promote it. In the end they didn't even bother releasing the album in Britain. She didn't bother to come over to the UK to do interviews or make TV appearances to help sell the album. Island have now decided not to do another one with her."

Three words: One. Hot. Mess.
Source: A Socialite's Life

In the upcoming sequel to "Batman Begins," Oscar nominated Heath Ledger, 27, will get his shot at the villain Jack Nicholson reinvented in 1989 when he takes over the role of the Joker. According to Variety, the "Brokeback Mountain" lead has signed on to be the bad guy in "The Dark Knight," which is expected to go into production early next year.Christian Bale will be back as Batman/ Bruce Wayne, joined by "Batman Begins" director Christopher Nolan, whose brother Jonathan, will write the script. Jonathan Nolan previously penned the screenplay for 2006's "The Prestige," directed by his brother and starring Bale, and wrote the short story that inspired Christopher Nolan's 2000 breakthrough "Memento."

How awesome was the most recent Batman movie? I really, really liked it. I'm super stoked for this new, darker take on Batman.
Source: MTV News

"If you've ever wondered how handsome you would look in your mugshot the day you got pulled over doing 90, then got arrested for a DUI, then tried to escape, then said you "owned Malibu," then said "the Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world," then tried to break a jail phone, then called a female officer "sugar tits," then tried to piss on your cell floor, it would be impossible for you to look as suave as Mel Gibson does here." -- IDLYITW.com
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2006/08/mel-gibson-has-mugshot.html

I'm not going to write anything about the whole Mel Gibson debacle because it's just too easy -- it would be so simple to make fun of at least, if not all, aspects of the whole thing so I'm just going to leave it at that.

I also decided I don't want to write anything about Pam Anderson's like, 5 marriages in like, 5 days to Kid Rock, because frankly, I don't care. And Kid Rock's real name is really Bob. Bob Rock. No, I'm kidding, it's not Bob Rock, that would be too cool. Theirs is a marriage made in heaven --scratch that-- a trailer park.