Wanna Throw Up A Little?

I know that when you're 16, you're obsessed with the way people percieve you. The way you walk, the way you talk, the way you dress, everything is constantly scrutinized by your peers. Especially if you drive a free 1992 Dodge Dynasty. Someone please feel sorry for me.

However, even if you are in the throes of teen angst, you should never, ever, under any circumstances be allowed to act like the kids on "My Super Sweet 16". I swear, if my kid acted like that, I'd leave them in Somalia. They'd still be the richest, but they'd still probably have to learn how to pluck a chicken or eat cow bones or something.

Wanna throw up a little? Then watch the trailer for this horrible straight-to-DVD release:

My Super Sweet 16 -- The Movie



THE HORROR! THE HORROR!

...Just knowing it's out there makes me fearful for future generations.