We Got Screwed by Being Born in the 80's

When I was little, I had toys that I thought were great, like Lincoln Logs, Teddy Ruxpin, and this giant bouncy horse on springs that I always managed to pinch my hand in. Pretty cool, right? WRONG.

Kids these days can have a $300 fucking Triceratops wander around their playroom. Life is so not fair.



I'm starting a lemonade stand and saving up for this. Mark my words.