Do-Over

So, Halloween came around this year, and I spent it completely blacked out. Not that I'm proud of it -- I most definitely am angry at myself for being such a dumbass and drinking NOS energy drink with vodka. It's like crack, kids. Don't do it.

Anyways, this is the conversation between my friend Kevin and I. I pre-partied at the girls' house and then took a cab to the Ogden to go to the Girl Talk show, and after that, we went to a house party. I remember hanging out on the lawn a lot. Was there Frank Sinatra at some point? I don't remember. Anyways, although it was totally pathetic that we didn't remember a lot of the night, it's nice to commiserate with your friends about it:

Kevin: she's alive!!!
Me: um, I think I actually died on Friday, like what the fuck was going on
Kevin: dude, all i honestly remember was thinking was
"i'm in bad shape, but so is whitney. i'm staying on the lawn with her"
i just felt a drunken connection
Me: hahahahahahahah
I threw up behind that house, whoops
Kevin: hahahah i remember saying "i'm gonna go vom in the back" and you're like "ok good, i'm going over here"
Me: hahahahahhahahahhhhahahha
omg!
that's awesome! dude, i blacked out for like 3 hours
i dont remember the concert, i dont remember the party
i hate myself a little
Kevin: me neither
yeah, i definately had that more alcohol = more fun equation going and it FAILED ME
i cussed out a cabby
Me: ahhhahahahahahah
when???
Kevin: dude, on the way home, the cab
driver was like slamming on his brakes and i was like "there are two ways do
stop, the right way, and the fucking way you're doing it! i will puke all
over your fucking car!"
Me: HAHAHAH
fuck yeah!
being a cabbie must suck so bad around like 2am
Kevin: i woke up and found [Marc’s] ID in my wallet. neither of us know why...
Me: HAHAHAH
what a ridiculous night
Kevin: best word used to describe it yet
Me: i woke up with a huge bruise on my head and a massive scrape on my knee, ripped tights, my tail crumpled up in my purse
Kevin: hahahah $80 spent at the ogden, missing jacket, damaged dignity
thats about my toll
Me: i grabbed Kyle's wig off his head because he was complaining about it being too hot and tossed it into the crowd
and then picked a hat up off the floor and wore it to the party (?)
Kevin: HAHAHAHAHAHA
wow thats awesome
Me: dude, damnit
Kevin: at least we all can laugh about it